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In Brussels today where Interior Ministers of the member nations were meeting to discus the problematic exercising of freedom of expression by some of its citizens it was decided that all European citizens should immediately revert to Islam. The reasons cited was that continuing to be free, independent and secular Europeans was fueling anti-Western feeling in the Middle East and amongst Muslim minorities. In doing this the European Union will reduce tensions and prove to Muslims that Europeans are not anti-Islam.

In another move France fired 5 Nuclear missiles at Israel, killing the majority of the Jewish population. The French government said that this action was taken to remove the main road block to peace in the Middle East, they stated that the decision was taken after an Israeli fly flew over a French army unit helping Hezbollah setting up one of their missile batteries. Another Government spokesman said at last we have got rid of that shitty little country that caused us all those problems.